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Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

So unappealing facts now count as xenophobia? Are you gonna declare me a terrorist next for not agreeing with your opinion? Very American of you.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

ayo chill