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同志们,

爱国 爱党 爱主席

YOU SHALL LOVE THE NATION, THE PARTY, AND THE CHAIRMAN!

习主席 万岁 万岁 万万岁

HE SHALL LIVE FOREVER

让他伟大的领导给世界带来爱 🤗

PLEASE DO NOT RESIST, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 🤗

~rebels~ ~will~ ~be~ ~summarily~ ~executed~