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Pete Hegseth Says the Pentagon's New Chatbot Will Make America 'More Lethal' (www.404media.co)

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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced the rollout of GenAI.mil today in a video posted to X. To hear Hegseth tell it, the website is “the future of American warfare.” In practice, based on what we know so far from press releases and Hegseth’s posturing, GenAI.mil appears to be a custom chatbot interface for Google Gemini that can handle some forms of sensitive—but not classified—data.

Hegseth’s announcement was full of bold pronouncements about the future of killing people. These kinds of pronouncements are typical of the second Trump administration which has said it believes the rush to “win” AI is an existential threat on par with the invention of nuclear weapons during World War II.

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This is America, of course they exist

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I applaud you for finding what I was reluctant to even search.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

I get it, it just occured to me that I'm going to be getting Star Spangled Condom pop-ups for the next month.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] 1SimpleTailor@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

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