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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I apologize for bashing Java so hard in the past. I wish everyone wrote everything in Java these days. Digital life would be so much better.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You owe royalties

[–] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, Oracle licencing has really taken the shine off Java and relegated it to the legacy dust bin.