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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 41 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Kinda depressing what numbers are considered impressive these days.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, Steam at 1.4 GB and you are expected to run that WHILE PLAYING GAMES? That made my eyes pop outta my head.

[–] webhead@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

There's no way that's normal. I'm pretty sure mine only uses a couple hundred.

[–] anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Who knows, maybe this dram scarcity will cause a change of heart and make people optimise more again. :)

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 16 hours ago

The bubble will pop before that

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

For real, I remember when an entire game being over a 20 MiB made me hesitate to download it because it'd take a while.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

The Half Life demo was 50MB. Took me 4 tries to get it over dialup. Played till the sun came up!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

This is why I always run my personal projects through upx

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I remember the stories my father told me of his early dev days... "so the mainframe we wrote the whole national social security system for had 8K of RAM".

Mine too. war stories of 16k of RAM and 20MB hard disk drives the size of washing machines.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

Nobody's mentioning the system monitor taking 227MiB?