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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Seriously. Virgins think there's something magical about the first time, and that everything will change afterward. The only thing that might change is their attitude. There's nothing stopping them from doing that right now.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i mean, there is a shitload of social shame boiled into not having sex. it's not about the sex so much as thinking if they bone the shame will go away.

as a dude, the #1 insult most anyone goes to is 'you can't get laid', or 'you are gay' if you reject a woman. as if getting laid all the time is something all dudes must aspire to and they are sexually flawed if they reject sex.

again, i'm a big gay, but my sexual interest in a woman is mostly tied to if i have a emotional connection with her. casual sex bores the shit out of me and i'd rather masturbate than bone a lady if i am not legit into her as a person.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, fair. They didn't come to that conclusion in a vacuum.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I mean if they did that’d be great I guess 😂