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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh hey I spent my 20s jumping guys like you. It's all those things you mentioned. A guy that's decently hygienic and unlikely to just rape me if I needed to back out was basically my entire checklist. The scrawny-ness does help in the less threatening department.