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But it seems all you've demonstrated proficiency in is slinging clumsy, unoriginal (more irony!) barbs.
You know what's extra ironic about your reply? It was literally my partner getting my attention for a moment that broke my train of thought and resulted in me not completing that sentence. Of course, now it's best not to fix it until after I share this exchange with her, it'll make her reading this part extra amusing. :)
Why, oh why, do you think you deserve my time and effort for anything else than making fun of your lack of intelligence and social skills?
Concession accepted.
I'm curious. Do you just speak like this on purpose or is it a consequence of too much reddit?