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Zero Trust Architecture (lemmy.ml)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

eh, when the landlord moved a business into their house and expected me to keep providing IT for free, but also for the business: I rate limited them to 5kbps. just enough to say it has internet, not fast enough to use the internet without timing out on every page. I got paid the next day.