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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 54 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Ok but 56kbps is just evil

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 16 points 13 hours ago

It's only considered evil if it doesn't also produce dial-up noises.

But since op didn't clarify, let's just assume evil.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

eh, when the landlord moved a business into their house and expected me to keep providing IT for free, but also for the business: I rate limited them to 5kbps. just enough to say it has internet, not fast enough to use the internet without timing out on every page. I got paid the next day.