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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.

I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It’s surprisingly difficult to get that treatment.

Just compost me. Throw my body into the green cart. Why do I need to spend so much money?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Even in death we must feed the machine.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

god damn that's a really nice grill.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Had this conversation recently when my wife died. She wanted to be cremated with no embalming but wanted a visitation. In the US you have to be embalmed to have a visitation. No amount of pleading to just put her in an ice bath would work sadly.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You can't have a visitation with someone who has been cremated? Are you positive thats not a state specific thing?

Maybe there is something else you can call it? It just surprises me because my grandmother and an uncle where both cremated, and we had services. I thought they were visitations.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I think they meant she wanted her body to be seen before cremation, and the funeral home wouldn't do that without embalming her.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Yea, this is it. Guess it wasn't s clear. Visitation and then cremation.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

because the funereal business is a sham.

can't have y without x and if you get x you need z. we've conveniently packaged it together in our x-z package for a low cost of $6999. isn't this what the dearly departed would want from you? don't they deserve the best??

and that's why I'm a complete fucking asshole. I don't deserve the best. I deserve to rot in a culvert on the outskirts of the airport.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I mean, sure. You do you.