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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hope you aren't using a phone to send this. Who knows what could happen during that time. Maybe someone puts the big red launch nukes button under your foot and you start nuclear winter when you go to stand up.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That’s obviously something that’s impossible to happen.

If you think that neither of those are possible, or countless others… you’re a hazard on the road. There is absolutely no reason to use your phone while stopped, anything can happen, and you won’t notice while you’re sending that text.

The life of you or someone else isn’t more important than whatever is on your phone.

You seem to think getting rear ended while stopped at a light is an impossibility… that’s clearly not true and there’s plenty of statistics to support this is entirely possible and does happen. Now, you can also avoid the collision if you’re paying attention and have space. But obviously that can’t happen if you’re too preoccupied with your phone, instead of the road. Like you’re supposed to. At all times.