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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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I always have been nervous going into the bank to get my own money. Its funny to me we have a trillionaire that probably has never once had this feeling.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Capitalize profits
Socialize expenses

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 5 points 17 hours ago

Same attitude as a cancer.

Capitalize on all the resources available from the blood vessels. Socialise the responsibility of recycling waste products from cancerous cells whose existence is to be a net detriment on the whole organism.

Billionaires = oligarchs = cancer. Quick maffs.