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This reminds me of a time at work when we got sued. The company was allegedly using (or had copies) of some tool we couldn't have anymore. Annoying, but fine. However, to check this, they scanned all of our computers for the name of that company. They told us all to delete our entire local Maven repository. Someone who worked there was on the commiter list for a couple of open source projects. I just manually deleted those files because I knew for a fact that our central Maven repository didn't have some of the versions of our own code on it and I wasn't confident we wouldn't need them again. Turns out I was right and needed to grab one later on to upload. Because I manually deleted the files with the company's name instead of just deleting everything, the scanner thing they were running didn't detect offending files. (Not that a file listing someone's email address as a commiter to an open source project should be offending, but still.)