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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My ex-wife was 4'7'' and I am 6'6''.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 20 hours ago

Sounds Fake and Gay

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wonder what ended the marriage

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago

Probably an elbow.