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Anon is 5'1" (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

General rule: add the digits and times by 30, and minus 30

5'1 = ((5+1)*30) - 30= 150cm
4'11 = ((4+11)*30) - 30 = 304cm

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

304 cm is 9' 11".

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never forget

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? What happened on the 9th of November?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Great Boston Fire

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And yet here we are, 13 upvotes.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty" ~ Bill Shakespeare

[–] kip@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fahrenheight

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't do conversions from feeties and footies nearly enough to remember that

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 day ago

The math doesn't check out anyways.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just remember that an inch is 2,54 cm and there a dozen inches in a foot.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I'll probbaly just google it