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Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time" (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 42 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

QA passed boss. All KPIs are green lights. The customer will be thrilled boss.

(Manager hasn't been here long enough to recognize the sarcasm through the calm voice and dead eyes of the QA lead)

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

"Why do all these test runs say "skipping .."

"Oh, the tests are just excited to have the day off"