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Anon lives in 2056 (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

William the third of Orange

Ugh! So close! If only it had been "Donald the third of Orange". Then it would be one of those things that you see on TV shows, where they tell a story of a really long time ago (in this case the 1680s), and they just use their normal characters to play the roles of historical figures.

I'm just imagining a Simpsonized version of trump, in 1689 royal garbs, being known as "Donald the third of Orange".

sigh

The jokes write themselves when our president is a joke.