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If only he'd gone the next step and actually looked up how electrolytes work.
This is how conspiracy theorists actually think, they do a single Google search, fail to understand the answer because typically they have the intelligence of a lump of cheese, and form a totally incoherent theory as a result. Once the theory is formed, any evidence to the contrary is disregarded.
Flat earthers primary reason for believing the earth is flat is that otherwise water wouldn't form puddles and lakes it would always be flowing downhill. This makes perfect sense provided you've failed to achieve a 12-year-old's understanding of gravity. Which of course they have failed to achieve because of the aforementioned intellectual deficiency.
LMFAOOOO