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submitted 1 week ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway

Writing that out in English feels very weird

[–] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Reading that in English feels very weird.

Well, once you pointed it out.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thor & Oden awaits