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This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan (allthatsinteresting.com)

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Some of the apocryphal gospels seem really embarrassed about the idea of Mary being a commoner/spinning clothes for money.

There are very old rumors about Jesus being the son of a Roman soldier who raped Mary.

There’s probably something we can peer at, through a glass darkly, about her somewhere there.

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

"Promised me all the gold I could eat"