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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

"Cows with mad cow disease seem perfectly sane compared to politics".

I bet The Onion could run that article. And in it, interview cows. I bet they could make that work.