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The language is COBOL.
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your paycheck is $5000 because you know COBOL
Per day.
Not quite. More like per 40 hour week with no overtime, but my father insists on having up to 20 hours a week of overtime he's allowed to burn, so it's kinda like $7,500 a week. He generally gets paid byweekly or monthly. Subcontractor and all that BS
that's why it's $7500.
COBOL. That's why he's a subcontractor. Not like they taught COBOL in my CS courses in university in 1998-2002.
What? I make that kind of money by dabbling in Ansible, Python and Kubernetes. $5000 sounds pretty lowball for fairly niche knowledge like COBOL.
*sigh* why the fuck didn't I major in CS!?
I don't know, but for me it was undiagnosed ADHD. 😋 Fortunately IT is one of the areas where lack of a degree isn't a showstopper.
i mean i recently did a contract gig updating a 6 year old legacy codebase in a language I've never used
oh also I've barely coded anything in my life
you guessed it, i used an LLM (as the contracter requested, but still...) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so i keep waffling between "my (then) undiagnosed ADHD would have stunted my CS learning hard enough that I'd barely be any more knowledgeable than I am now anyway" and "despite it being a terrible fucking idea companies are going to try their damnedest to replace all software engineering with vibe coding"
so i end up back at "at least i have a degree in pipetting and can go get a $20/hr job moving small volumes of liquid back and forth until pipetting robots become cheaper than me"