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The Six Stages of Code Grief (suppo.fi)
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[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

subcontractor

that's why it's $7500.

[โ€“] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

COBOL. That's why he's a subcontractor. Not like they taught COBOL in my CS courses in university in 1998-2002.