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He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them...
I found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
No, they're just curious. They don't understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!
You're saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn't be even scarier.
But then you'd have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one