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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 23 hours ago

And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.