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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 94 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No, he could not call the police. A tree fell on his phone line and disconnected his house.

And his parents did notify the police, but the police were, A: completely incredulous, B: completely incompetent and uninterested. They came and knocked on the door, but Kevin was still scared and confused and was hiding under his parents bed the whole time. The cop just gave up and left.

Source: I watched the movie again... and I am going to do so this year along with a Die Hard trilogy (I never watched the third movie) marathon.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 24 points 6 days ago

Also one of the robbers scoped out the place disguised as a cop and already spooked him.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Die Hard With a Vengeance isn’t a Christmas movie but IMHO it’s the best of the series

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Little early in the day for blasphemy isn't it?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Blas ph emy, blas for you, blas for everyone all around.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Seriously. Die hard is also a seemless, perfect movie. 80s sleeze, hard boiled cynic cop who has a heart of gold, "ho ho ho now I have a machine gun?"

Aint nothing that followed it up kept up.