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USA is a single split personality party state
The illusion of choice is proudly sponsored by the New American Ruling Class.
One like they imagine themselves to be and one for how they really are
It's giving Smeagol/Gollum
It's amazing how many of you people tacitly suggest that the millions of immigrants at risk of being disappeared aren't America. Because that is what you're saying here — make no mistake.
Edit: I feel I should clarify — you are fucking wrong if you think those immigrants are not Americans. Like never speak in my presence again, wrong.