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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 161 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

It's literally this fucking meme every time.

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People get told over and over to vote Democrat to prevent fascism, and when the fascists end up elected, the Democrats just fucking collaborate with them anyways. No wonder they're scared of Mamdani.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 37 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

USA is a single split personality party state

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 23 points 14 hours ago

The illusion of choice is proudly sponsored by the New American Ruling Class.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

One like they imagine themselves to be and one for how they really are

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago

It's giving Smeagol/Gollum

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's amazing how many of you people tacitly suggest that the millions of immigrants at risk of being disappeared aren't America. Because that is what you're saying here — make no mistake.

Edit: I feel I should clarify — you are fucking wrong if you think those immigrants are not Americans. Like never speak in my presence again, wrong.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 18 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

By now I think you should vote 3rd party. No, the dems aren't as bad as the fascists, but they won't save you from them either.

[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

Absolutely. We need ranked choice voting to prevent spoiler effect. NYC used it well!

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

It's Italian fascits vs. German fascists.

Nazi collaborators aren't remembered fondly either.