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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 64 points 17 hours ago (17 children)

Headline is a bit misleading. He has 10 years to meet a list of requirements to get the pay package.

I actually don’t think he can do it.

He has to sell 1mil humanoid robots, get 12mil robo taxies in the street, and get Tesla’s market cap to $8trillion.

I don’t think he can do the last one. They are at 1 trillion now. NVIDIA has the highest market cap at like 4 trillion.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago

He doesn't need to do it, he'll just lie about it as he always lies about literally everything.

Without his lying he would be a nobody as he has no discernable skill beyond lying his ass off and selling people fantasies

1 million Tesla robots? I've seen student projects that are more impressive than that shit theyve presented and half of it was faked because they couldn't event et anything basic done. Compare those Tesla robots to Boston dynamics and you'd die from laughter

12 million robo taxis? Tesla still doesn't have full self driving that can get a Tesla off a parking lot yet he claims they can cruise cross country through the US without help. Uh huh...

And who forgot how we set foot on Mars in 2018? What a wonderful time that was.

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