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Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police
(www.rawstory.com)
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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Its 37! I keep telling you!
37, and if you keep saying other wise I got a hammer with me and I'm not afraid to use it!
That can't be right. Everyone knows 24 is the biggest number there is.
What!!!! No way! I mentioned my hammer right?....37! Thirty.....Se...veh....nnnn!
Why do you keep boarding up windows man? No storm is coming!
Its 37! A hen lays 37 eggs!
In a row?
Hey, try not to lay any eggs on the way through the parking lot!
Also, you have to wait!
https://infosec.pub/post/37298744
I'd assumed so. I've never seen a hen laying eggs in a square pattern on purpose with an intent and or resolve. But I've also not bothered to follow a hen's daily reproductive activities. Not for a joke, or on purpose or with intent or resolve or specific admiration for a particular hen. I'm not weird.
I thought it was about 6 or 7
Oh my god! I said I got my hammer!