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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Neither my ass nor my dick are particularly large, but my dick still touches the front of the bowl if I don't hold it back the entire time I'm sitting. So that's what I do. A little cumbersome to only have one hand for pulling, ripping and folding the toilet paper, but not really an issue.

I still stand when I pee, though.