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[โ€“] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a woman with a rather huhh large penis to put it bluntly. This has never been an issue ever. Siting down to pee unless you are some insane 10" 3 legged freak shouldn't be an issue.

Maybe more difficult if you are stiff. But common it doesn't kill you to push it down into the bowl even if it touches a little.

[โ€“] bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Neither my ass nor my dick are particularly large, but my dick still touches the front of the bowl if I don't hold it back the entire time I'm sitting. So that's what I do. A little cumbersome to only have one hand for pulling, ripping and folding the toilet paper, but not really an issue.

I still stand when I pee, though.