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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com)

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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 51 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 13 minutes ago

Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.