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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo