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US not planning nuclear explosions at this time, energy secretary says (www.straitstimes.com)

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's great that conservatives have placed us in a position where we have to just kind of hope that the ramblings of a felon rapist acting as president don't become anything more than ramblings.

We can't take anything our "leader" says seriously.

"We're testing nukes!!!"

"Ok, grandpa. Time for bed."

But Kamala laughed funny and people were really upset about that single issue. So here we are. Crossing our fingers a felon rapist doesn't irradiate the planet.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nobody's pushing the button on Trump's command. Soviets tried to launch twice and commanders refused orders.