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A Twitter post by Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz that reads Whenever I scold my cat, I use the royal we" so she doesn't feel so ashamed. “We don't eat that. We don't chew on electrical cords," I say. It's as if I, too, have a problem with eating wires or plastic I found on the floor and she and I are working on that problem together.
Are you a cat?
You don’t have to answer that!
We don’t have to answer that.
Yeah. What we said.
I don't... think so.
I mean, she'd have to tell me if I was a cat, right?
I'm pretty sure that's the law
Oh thank god :3