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Microsoft development strategy (infosec.pub)
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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"We will create God then ask him for money."

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

"It doesn't matter that we are burning 1 trillion dollars with no pat to revenue, because we will create God and it will make money meaningless."

"Also, it will cure cancer and solve Global Warming. I know dumb people like you that can't even get a trillion dollars to burn care about those things.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

TIL Catholics invented AI