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M&S launches ‘secret support’ pants that offer men a ‘subtle lift’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Isnt this the opposite of what you want? For me its so annoying when the package is very much visable through my clothing. I also hate when my hoodie or pants fold in my crotch area.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. We want support so our balls don't slosh around And showing off our package in tight pants is a bonus

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The balls aren't supposed to be supported. They are supposed to regulate themselves to dissipate heat.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You clearly dont ride bicycles.

The balls are the whole reason for the support

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't see what this has to do with anything. It's a super specific scenario, should I wear a helmet around all day because I wear one to protect my head on a bike?

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago

And water wings in case you decide to go swimming

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude, we got it, you have a big dick.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Heh. But actually i think its more related to ball size and how it rests naturally. While i have an average sized implement, it likes to rest on the royal jewel cushion so its quite pronounced compared to the size. There is zero tuckability, which i wished i had sometimes cause it can look like im having a wood while its in a complete resting state.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Kids in hs made fun of each other over this relentlessly. Its why so many boys wore long shirts, to cover it up.