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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] msage@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Problem: kidneys not working

Problem persists after not caring.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

>kidneys fail

>die

>no more problems ever

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Only for the living

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Only if you truly lived

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