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ICE Asked to Pause Operations for Halloween So Children Can Trick or Treat (www.newsweek.com)

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Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has reportedly requested that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and senior ICE officials suspend immigration enforcement operations in Chicago for Halloween.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I'd rather hide ICE. prefferably someplace deep, dark, dank, and with no exits. maybe a few spikes at the bottom? Rats, too.

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Burmese Tiger Trap?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

remind me... do they come with rats or really big spiders with really painful bites?

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

They can for the low, low price of $399.99! (Plus tax).

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I know that the sun doesn't have any of those features, but I nominate it. We just have to send them there at like .0000004 meters per second and we're golden.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

carbon footprint and monetary costs, and it'd take too long.... Pits are more effecient, cheaper and quicker.

though, if we're not worried about that, I'd agree that'd be a good option. Alternatively, I hear ocean gate is trying to do more tours.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What if we just let 'er orbit indefinitely

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

most of the energy is actually spent in the first few moments of take off, lol :P (also can you imagine, a decade or two from now having dessicated orange ass falling on you? ew.)

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I feel like you're missing the bright sides here, we could make a new religion of it

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't directed to you just where I ended up replying.

Not even from the US but those brown shirts gotta go somehow. I hope there is a reckoning before their final crayon drawn plan.

Also I understand the people with the plan don't use crayons that's the worst part. Everyone is allowing an imbecile to be the figurehead while the people in charge have a proper plan that is being acted out. Not nearly the front facade that the US used to try and have for sure. We all knew they did shit, but we're mostly half decent. Now it's full on Nazi.

The imbecile tore down like an arm of what the US called the beacon of democracy (East Wing). And no immediate protests, general strike. If the population doesn't do something who will? Oh yes let's let other countries handle the largest military on earth.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

there are protests pretty much everywhere. persistent and on going.
tearing down the east wing may have been retaliation for no kings 2 in which 7-8 million people turned up across the nation, setting records for turn out- at least as the largest turn out in US history; and I can think of a small handful globally that are larger.
going on a general strike means not earning money, means not being able to feed your kids.
If you're wondering why we're not protesting in DC...The US is the size of the EU. imagine going from Madrid to Amstardam. That's the same straightline distance from me to DC. and I'm only in Minneapolis- people In LA? that's more than double. forget people in Hawai'i, or any of the pacific Islanders. Or Alaska. driving, that's a 16 hour drive, non stop, one way.

It's easy to sit there and feed into this narrative that americans are just going along with it. We're not. you don't hear about it because mainstream media here isn't covering it. and no, we're not asking you to come save us. if it comes to it- and right now, it's looking like it will- we're going to civil war.