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Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has reportedly requested that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and senior ICE officials suspend immigration enforcement operations in Chicago for Halloween.

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[–] zd9@lemmy.world 68 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Get rid of the /s and add "brown" in front of children that's their actual plan.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 42 points 20 hours ago

Pretty sure republicans plans for children have more than just "get rid of" in them.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't want to accidentally grab a white kid in blackface /s

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh that's dark.

Bravo

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

I think they will use the fact that white people are disguised on Halloween, to add them to the trafficking cages. $1,500 a head, plus "fun" for ICE predators before shipping out the merchandise.

ICE only loves dispensing pain and reveling in their own power. They have no loyalty to the nation nor the people.