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Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi (www.fox13memphis.com)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by A_norny_mousse@feddit.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.

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[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)

RFK Jr will be very worried that his newly recruited team for the health and human services department had an accident whilst travelling to their new government offices.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 days ago

Those monkeys are significantly more qualified than any of his current picks.