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[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 133 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Now that’s a headline that isn’t clickbait, it fucking click kidnapped me

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Damn. I’m taking stock of everything we’ve lost in the headline:

  • no reference to “slammed,” “burned,” or other intense attack words
  • accurate summary of the situation
  • nothing overstated
  • no key details left out
  • isn’t a listicle
  • nothing inviting the reader to see more by promising the rest of the headline in the article, none of that saved-you-a-click shit

My god, this might actually be good honest journalism!

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

It was in the article. Emphasis on was since the entire article has been changed since I posted

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They changed to article. Edited out all references to diseases.

So crappy journalism.

Edit Apparently a lo of people have mentioned this here. I simply didn't read far enough.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 16 hours ago

They changed to article. Edited out all references to diseases.

So crappy journalism.

I'm starting to think that link aggregators like the Threadiverse software and Reddit should keep a log of headlines, or at least headlines that they see, because it's a real issue for discussion on those sites. Like, maybe check and update at a geometrically-increasing interval (at submission time, after 1 hour, after 2 hours, after 4 hours, after 8 hours, etc).

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 days ago

“diseased monkeys pan careless driver”

[–] tal@lemmy.today 35 points 2 days ago

According to authorities, the Rhesus monkeys were on their way to a testing facility in Florida

"Florida Man's Outbreak Monkeys on the Rampage in Mississippi"

[–] ftmpch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

If you go back and re-read the article, you'll find it's been edited, and now has no mention of any diseases and says the monkeys weren't infectious. So I think it was clickbait, after all.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

That’s how they get ya

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's just what the corpos over at Big Rhesus Monkey wants you to think.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Except that it did turn out to be lying clickbait.