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      A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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Sounds like heaven to me, most of my troubles come from knowing what my situation is and how powerless I am.
Well now hold on.....sometimes NOT knowing how bad you're fucked is even worse!
For example.....
tackles Squigglez to the ground, handcuffs them to the wall, and puts a hood over their face
See? Now you're fucked, but the hood over your face makes it so you can't see what I'm preparing, or how fucked you are!
Maybe I'm about to give you a ham dinner, or mabe I'm going to steal your kidneys. Who's to say?
chainsaw revving
Now hold still......this is only going to hurt a lot.
Death is the option here. 🤷🏻♂️