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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

General: What is your purpose here?

[Zoidberg wakes up.]

Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I'll move along.

Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?

Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.

Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.

Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people.

Zoidberg: Hooray!

Zoidberg: Take, I've got four of them.

Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh Roswell that Ends Well was a goated episode from start to finish

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sawing

"Don't cut that, I need that to speak!"

Pauses... Saws faster