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Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.
Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
This is the ideal, yes.
If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.
Sometimes you can even close one
Just make sure they don't have access to where you sleep.