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POV: You're a programmer (lemmy.world)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh that explains why my wife is gay

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If she was around the same cs students as me then yeah

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

She sleeps with men, that's pretty gay

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

There are a lot of things she does but that aint one of them

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Think you forgot to check their username before commenting that haha

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Thats a hell of a way to find out.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

And clearly it worked!