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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hey, I need a transfer to 172.20.100.93."

"I'm sorry sir, there's no route to that host."

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

127.0.0.1, sir you've been on here all day.

Honestly if they did have numbers like that though it would help me remember, especially if the IPs were set to streets. 15.17.2.32:0820

Bus travels streets 15th and 17th from 2nd to 32nd, from 8am to 8pm

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously? Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

We don't even have public buses

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank god it’s not ipv6 up there.

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

But we are running out of unique bus numbers! What will we do when they run out?