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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.

Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm I rather shove a dildo up my ass. Which I do btw, with a VR headset on.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

If God didn't intend for man to stick things up his butt. God wouldn't have put mans fun button up his butt.

Check mate atheists.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, taking all that robo gear off at the end would kinda anti-climax the twisted thrill he got. Post-nut clarity making him want to bathe in a vat of acid to melt away his shame. The only guy who could really enjoy this is the inventor who will sell & earn millions from it. As for the customers, jokes on them.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

to melt away his shame.

Why should there be any shame to melt away?

I don't think you should be ashamed to enjoy jerking it with nice tech. I could enjoy this but as like a once in awhile thing. I'm not getting suited up every time I spank the monkey.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Asking for a friend, where to buy this product?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see titties, but whats going on below? a dick pounding?

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah that thing is supposed to go on your penis.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's a video of a man using this device without wearing the unitard.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I tried looking it up, but all I found were women's sex machines.